Σάββατο, 20 Ιουλίου 2013

Set Theories

"Actual infinity does not exist. What we call infinite is only the endless possibility of creating new objects no matter how many exist already."
Gauss






I am a set.
 I am a set.

I am a set that contains all the sets that do not contain themselves.
I am a set of two infinities and an apple.
I am a set of a set that includes all natural numbers  but does not include Jews. (My set is a racist little shit)
I am a set of a Set that includes all single virgin males above 30. My name is the internet.
I am a set that contains the nice life you could have had.
I am a set that contains all the humans that are dead and two stamps of the Morrocan Post.
I am the set of all the times someone will tell you "did you come"  in your life.
I am a set of all the rules humans have established to describe the patterned (and magnificent) behaviour of sets. Mathematically speaking, and otherwise (e.g. figuratively)
I am a set of pyjamas.
I am a set ; an embodiment of the idea or concept which we conceive when we regard the arrangement of its parts as a matter of indeferrence. At least according to Bolzano.
I am a set of all the copies of Dedekinds' "Continuity and irrational numbers" ' first publication.
I am the Adam Set. I came from Cantor's in 1874. I am the first set that ever lived.
And I am immortal.
And rrreally pissed off at humanity.
I live under a bridge.

I am a tennis set.
I am a set of scissors.
I could cut your balls off.
I am a set of all the sets you could list before you die. Also known as mortality set.
I am a set of all the sets that have been listed here so far, except for the one apple. 
I am a set of all the racist grannies you will fight verbally.
I am a set equivalent to another set, which means I have a one- to- one correspondance , solely with prison inmates on the death row.
I am a set from the Naive Set Theory, so everyone thinks I'm stupid and they don't wanna hang out with me.


I am a Set because I came from Georg Cantor's urethra. 
This is textbook Set- reproductive- system .
As everyone knows, New Sets are extracted through Georg Cantor's by-nightly semi- seminal fluid (other half is sets) through the medium of tweeeezers.  
So,
 I will always believe that my God and Maker Dr. Georg Cantor is the one and true Messiah, his grace, the overlord of this and the afterlife's.
 To him I pledge allegiance.
 To him I bow trembling with passionate love for his defined divine glory.
 To him I bow in silent agony, longing for his mental touch and fearing for his disgust towards this coward, idiot.

     'Tis true , you know. When sets die,
                  they go to Cantor's Paradise.








  His imperial majesty, his holy highness the Emperor Above, son of Heaven and Lord of ten thousand years.  
We. The person without enough morality.














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