Target. Exterminate.

Suicide isn't the answer, BUT I SAY IT IS ALWAYS THE QUESTION! ^_% 
When I go to parties, and believe you ,me,  I go to parties a lot for I am that social-outgoing-friendly type sorta-fella,
I like to make the party guests feel welcome and fluffy in their newly acquired party area;
so, I always prepare some suicide- orderves : I walk proudly around the party with my homemade snacks on a silver tray;  "SUICIDE ANYONE? SUICIDE FOR THE PARTY? SUICIDE ANYONE?  LETS ALL HAVE SOME SUICIDE! ", I yell at the top of my lungs and everyone seems to feel much much better and relaxed. 

So, remember kids: suicide may not be THE ANSWER all of the time but it is ALWAYS THE QUESTION!